A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"But you don't understand," he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Your fucking horse called!"
nice
::HYST::
😆 Good one.
It just reminded me of a similar joke.
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A wife is asking her husband:
- Do you remember your fishing trip about 9 months ago?
The husband is answering her in a dreamy voice:
- Yes, it was a great catch, nice fish ... 🙄
The wife giving him a receiver:
- One of those fish is calling. She claims that she is going to have a baby with you.
- :eek2:
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