Mental Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the

director what the criteria is that defines whether a patient should

be institutionalized or not.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub with water,

then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and

ask the patient to empty the water out of the tub."

Okay, here's your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would

choose the bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."

"No," answered the director. "A normal person would pull out

the plug."

So how did you do? I've just been committed. Have a good day,

unless you have other plans!