A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine
coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply
note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept
this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars
in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man
decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it
to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
:rollinglaugh:
Haha! 😆 Good one.
I like this one a lot!! 😆 😆 😆
Do I Really Need To Say Anything!!?? :rofl:
lmao 😆
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