Mr. Underhill's preformance problem

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Nuker wrote: Ok as you know Mr. Underhill is a nice enough guy and all, but he was crying on my shoulder one day about having "performance" problems in the bedroom. I told him to go to a doctor and let me know what happens. So he tells me the Dr. gave him a cup to take home and fill with sperm and bring it back the next day. When he went back the next day the Dr. said "It's empty!" and Mr. Underhill says well Dr. I tried with my right hand & I tried with my left hand. Then I had my wife help me. She even used her teeth. Then in desperation he asked the female body builder next door to help (while his wife was gone of course) and not even that helped!!! So he broke down and asked the Dr. for another cup because nobody could open the first one!!!

NUKER

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Nuker-

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our detente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns! You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.

Best Regards,

Mr U

but first help me to check the maps... 😮

May I something off the point?

Rad you have posted my favorite fetish. Mature + Animation + Toys. What do I type in the magical google to get such pictures?!? 😆

Revisio wrote: Rad you have posted my favorite fetish. Mature + Animation + Toys. What do I type in the magical google to get such pictures?!? 😆

Thanks Rev.

You should simply type what you want to find, e.g. sex, shameless, cat, toy in different languages and to narrow domain I type "gif ani" (animated pictures). Then I toggle Google on graphic searching. Of course, next step is painful findings browsing. That's all.

Not all pictures will be animated. You must download that picture you want it or writte an address of the picture (it is in picture properties).It depends on where you want to insert it.

I'm curios what you will find, when you type in Google "Mature toys gif ani". Have fun.

As R-Mad would say.

"Are you people ok"

grubb

Grubb Industries wrote: As R-Mad would say.

"Are you people ok"

grubb

LMAO! 😆

Good question, are you people ok?

Mr Underhill wrote: You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.

Best Regards,

Mr U

Nuker has multiple mothers? Wow...

T

Tommy wrote: [quote=Mr Underhill]You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now! Go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain! And as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong guy.

Best Regards,

Mr U

Nuker has multiple mothers? Wow...

T

Been waiting for your comments after I saw that error 😆

It actually could work in the context along the lines of "It takes a village to raise a child" Can't remember the woman's name that said that but I'm pretty sure she has nice cankles. 😆

Cankle From Urban Dictionary:

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

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Grasshopper.

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