Of Birds, Bees and MSN

A boy asks his father; "How was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to

find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a

chat

room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at

a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a

download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we

discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late

to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant

message saying that her operating was showing signs of unauthorized

program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in

her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

'You've

Got Male'!"