An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
Hey Chicken that was quick thinking 😀 .
lolololo0l
Funny,but niether apples or peaches will grow in Florida.
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Hey Chicken that was quick thinking 😀 .
I ain't as dumb as I look. 😉
lolololo0l
Funny,but niether apples or peaches will grow in Florida.
Peaches DO grow in Florida. I have a peach tree in my yard!! There are certain varieties that were developed just for our region.
Hermskii
yea they get as big as a ping pong ball and taste like nothing. if they REALLY grew here the state of Florida would be make'n money on them
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{DOU}plumber wrote: yea they get as big as a ping pong ball and taste like nothing.
Mine are larger than that and are delicious. Granted they're not a big fat fuzzy Georgia peach, but still a tasty peach nonetheless. 😀 There are several varieties, so maybe you've had a different kind.
Hermskii
mmmmk
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Yeah, my neighbors love 'em. I let them come over and pick their own when their ready for pickin'.
I also have a tangelo tree (YUM!), lemon tree and lime tree on the citrus end.
Gotta big ol' set of bananas ready to pick now.
Working on canteloupes next. 😀
Hermskii
"{DOU}.:cHiCkEn/ wrote: Yeah, my neighbors love 'em. I let them come over and pick their own when their ready for pickin'.
I also have a tangelo tree (YUM!), lemon tree and lime tree on the citrus end.
Gotta big ol' set of bananas ready to pick now.
Working on canteloupes next. 😀
O.K. enough already now I'm starving 😆
Say what you will.... them ain't peaches
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They harvest over 2,000 acres of 'em commercially here in Florida, so somebody beside me likes them. 😀
Anyway, if you don't like them that's cool brother. To each his own. :woot:
Hermskii
"{DOU}.:cHiCkEn/ wrote: They harvest over 2,000 acres of 'em commercially here in Florida, so somebody beside me likes them. 😀
Anyway, if you don't like them that's cool brother. To each his own. :woot:
Send me some and I'll let you know how I feel about them 8)
Yeah, what Bison said...a citrus sampler out of your yard!
-JB
Where?
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K I looked it up and there are a couple diffrent kinds of peaches that grow in the northern part of florida.
So my bad rock on !
it went on to say there was less than 1,000acres in the state.
my bananas were done before Wilma sure were good.
got a tree full of lemons now Wilma got the oranges but left the trees.
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