One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his dick. With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
😆 😆 rotten to the core 😆 😆
SoReal wrote: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his dick. With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
:rollinglaugh:
:rofl:
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