A Green Bay Packer fan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Packer sized baby boy weighing 25 pounds!
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.
A woman even faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, the Packer fan returns to the bar. The bartender asks, "Say, you're the father of the typical Packer sized baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The barkeeper is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Packer fan father takes a slow swig from his long-neck MGD, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised!"
GO PACK!
A Packers fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Vikings fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Packers fan ignores the Vikings fan who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Vikings fan: "You Packers folk eat the whole bread??"
Packers fan (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Vikings fan: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Minnesota, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Wisconsin."
The Vikings fan has a smirk on his face. The Packers fan listens in silence.
The Vikings fan persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Packers fan: "Of course."
Vikings fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Minnesota we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Wisconsin."
The Packers fan then asks: "Do you have sex in Minnesota?"
Vikings fan: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk
Packers fan: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Vikings fan: "We throw them away, of course."
Packers fan: "We don't. In Wisconsin, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Minnesota."
And yet another one....
A man inherited a little over $1 billion dollars. He had three sons. He told his sons that since he now had all this money, he would like to know what each of them would like to have. He stressed that MONEY was no object.
His first son said that he had always wanted a Jaguar. The father went out, and since money was no object, bought him 7 Jaguars in different colors, so that he would have a different one to drive every day of the week.
His second son said that he always wanted a motorcycle. So the father went out, and again since money was no object, bought him 30 new motorcycles, 10 dirt bikes, 10 hogs, and 10 touring bikes, so he would have a different bike to ride every day of the month.
His third and youngest son was only 8 years old. So the little guy said that he simply had wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit. So, money being no object, his father went out and bought his son the Minnesota Vikings.
GO PACK GO!
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