Parental Advisory - Explicit Content!!!

>*NaUgHtY PoEmS*

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>POEM # 1

>I like your style

>I like your class

>but most of all i like your ass

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>POEM # 2

>Im a cool girl, in a cool town

>it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

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>POEM # 3

>Kissing is a habit

>Fucking is a game

>Guys get all the pleasure

>Girls get all the pain

>The guy says i love you

>You believe its true

>But when your tummy starts to swell,

>He says 'to hell with you'

>10 minutes of pleasure

>9

>months in pain

>3 days in hospital

>A baby without a name

>The baby is a bastard

>The mother is a whore

>This never wouldn't have happened

>If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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>POEM # 4

>Guys are like roses,

>Watch out for the pricks.

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>POEM # 5

>Smoke a smoke

>Not a butt

>Fuck a virgin

>Not a slut.

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>POEM # 6

>Sex is bad

>Sex is a sin

>Sins are forgiven

>So stick it in.

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>POEM # 7

>Holy mother, full of grace

>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

>Bless his hair that tends to curl

>Keep him safe from all the girls

>Bless his arms that are so strong

>Keep his hands where they belong

>Bless his dick, the one i sucked

>Bless the bed, in which we fucked

>And if my Mom happened to walk in

>Bless the shit I'd

>be in.

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>POEM # 8

>Sex is when a guys communication

>enters a girls information

>to increase the population

>for a younger generation

>do you get the information...

>or do you need a demonstration

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>POEM # 9

>Men are like public toilets

>They are either engaged or full of shit!

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>POEM # 10

>If guys had they periods

>They would compare the size of their tampons!

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>POEM # 11

>Mental anxiety,

>Mental breakdowns,

>Menstrual cramps,

>Menopause...

>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

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> POEM # 12

>Roses are red,

>Violets are corny,

>When I think of you

>Ohh baby I get horny,

>Eat me,

>Beat me,

>Bite me,

>Blow me,

>Suck

>me,

>Fuck me,

>Very slowly,

>if you kiss me,

>dont be sassy,

>Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

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>Poem #13

>Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

>I'm In Love But Not With You...

>When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried

>But All It Was...

>Was Another Guy,

>You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,

>I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...

>I Said I Loved You

>And You Thought It Was True,

>But Guess What Baby?!

>You Got Played Too!!

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>Poem #14

>Guys are like parking spots...

>the good ones are always taken...

>and the ones that are available,

>are either handicapped or too far away!!

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