Post Office Interview

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward

employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me

and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now.

The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start

tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M.

to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first

two hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in you

coming in for that."