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(@3ion)
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy

class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered

with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them:

In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a

doctor.

The

first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human

body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his

finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in

his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but

eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and

sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told

them, "The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my Middle finger; and sucked on my Index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.

:rofl: :rollinglaugh: :rofl: :rollinglaugh: :rofl: :rollinglaugh: :rofl: :rollinglaugh: :rofl: :rollinglaugh: :rofl: :rollinglaugh:

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Topic starter Posted : 14/07/2006 1:09 am
(@anonymous)
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LOL! ewwwww, that was great!

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Posted : 14/07/2006 2:16 am
{DOU}Charger
(@doucharger)
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πŸ˜† πŸ˜† That's so nasty πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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Posted : 14/07/2006 3:30 am
(@musette)
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That was great! LOL

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Posted : 15/07/2006 5:31 am
(@anonymous)
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Haha! πŸ˜›

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Posted : 16/07/2006 10:29 pm
.::/3IΒ§ON::.
(@3ion)
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This has got to be the best joke I have read in a loooooooong time 8)

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Topic starter Posted : 17/07/2006 12:34 am
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