First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered
with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them:
In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
doctor.
The
first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and
sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my Middle finger; and sucked on my Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.
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LOL! ewwwww, that was great!
π π That's so nasty π π π
That was great! LOL
Haha! π
This has got to be the best joke I have read in a loooooooong time 8)