) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts
in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Fat
Penguin............... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that
would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but
I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can
you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer
gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of
a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Nice
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