Sewin on a wee button

Angus Broon of Glasgow , Scotland , comes to the little lady of the

house

exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ye be sewin on a wee button that's come off of

ma fly? I canna button ma troosers."

.....

"Och Angus, I've got ma hands in the sink, go up the stairs and see if

Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ye with it."

.....

About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of

Yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

.....

Walking back in the door with a black eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.

Maggie looks at him and says, "My god Angus, what happened tae ye? Did

you ask her up the stairs like I told you?"

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"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did,

everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee

thread, Mr MacDonald walked in."

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