She was Soooooooo Blonde .
> > * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> > * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> > * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
> >
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> > * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> > * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
> >
> > She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> > * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange j uice can because it said "Concentrate."
> > * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> > * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >
> > She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She studied for a blood test.
> > * She sold the car for gas money.
> > * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
> > * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
> >
> > She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
> > * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
> > * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
> >
> > AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
> >
> > She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >
> > She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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