Sturgis Chili

the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring

blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newbie rider

bravely asks the old biker, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The old veteran of a thousands of rides slowly turns his head toward the young

pup and says, "Nah. You go ahead."

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and

slides the bowl into his place and starts spoonin'

it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and

notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he

immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.