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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea.

I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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Topic starter Posted : 02/02/2011 1:03 pm
 .:Isabella:.
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ha, ha

😆

good one...

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Posted : 02/02/2011 1:12 pm
 Abberation
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One of my favorite comics comes to mind

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Posted : 02/02/2011 5:43 pm
 {DOU} yO mAmA
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Good one Bison 😆

Andy Cap? I didn't know he was still around.

mAmA

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Posted : 02/02/2011 5:50 pm
 Abberation
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I still read the ones I have once in a while but it says Smythe died in 1998 🙁

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Posted : 03/02/2011 4:14 am
 Rad
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I had told that joke my wife and she took umbrage. 😕

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Posted : 03/02/2011 9:33 pm
 {DOU} yO mAmA
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Umbrage?

mAmA

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Posted : 03/02/2011 11:07 pm
 Rad
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{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: Umbrage?

mAmA

= took offence at me

Again anything wrong ?

http://www.diki.pl/slownik-angielskiego/?q=take+umbrage+at+sth

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Posted : 04/02/2011 4:26 am
 {DOU} yO mAmA
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Rad wrote: = took offence at me

ahhh... thanks for explaining. I did not understand 😉

Rad wrote: Again anything wrong ?

Nope, everythings good Rad 😀

mAmA

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Posted : 04/02/2011 7:57 pm
NATAN
 NATAN
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Nice link, Rad.

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Posted : 04/02/2011 8:26 pm
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