Taking a woman to bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
COME ON 38!!! I NEED TO GET ME SOME!!! She only turns 35 here in a week.
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-Johnny Jones
".::/3I§ON wrote:
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
By far the best option!!!
T
Tommy wrote: [quote=".::/3I§ON]
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
By far the best option!!!
T
And I'm 28 myself...sheesh...
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heee heeee
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GRouND ZeRo wrote: [quote=Tommy][quote=".::/3I§ON]
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
By far the best option!!!
T
And I'm 28 myself...sheesh...
Yeah, but I don't wanna throw one on ya.
T
Watch out GZ, I think Tommy is tellin ya a story 😛
{DOU}The Jargonaut wrote: Watch out GZ, I think Tommy is tellin ya a story 😛
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{DOU}The Jargonaut wrote: Watch out GZ, I think Tommy is tellin ya a story 😛
I think you making someone else jelous...
I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!!!!
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