Texas Midget

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The

midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor

told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped

his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and

started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget

to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right

testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor

once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip

on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The

midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement

that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget

to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered

his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did

you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots