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The Barber

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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!'

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Topic starter Posted : 05/04/2011 2:21 pm
 Rad
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In fact, why does he go to the barber's house?

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Posted : 05/04/2011 10:54 pm
{DOU}Cygnus
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Rad wrote: πŸ˜†

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In fact, why does he go to the barber's house?

Hair Pie?

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Posted : 06/04/2011 12:07 am
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Rad,

He asks how long it will be to get a haircut because he is sleeping with the Barbers wife and wants to know how much time he has with her. πŸ˜‰

Good one Bison. πŸ˜†

mAmA

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Posted : 06/04/2011 4:50 pm
 Rad
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{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: Rad,

He asks how long it will be to get a haircut because he is sleeping with the Barbers wife and wants to know how much time he has with her. πŸ˜‰

Good one Bison. πŸ˜†

mAmA

And I thought that this is a homeless guy and wanted only to sleep in comfortable bed (with or without barber's wife) πŸ˜†

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Posted : 06/04/2011 7:20 pm
 Bonk
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LOL good one for sure!

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Posted : 06/04/2011 11:31 pm
{DOU}VioGueZ
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Posted : 08/04/2011 12:03 am
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