THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as

they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his

cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that

there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a

cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a

beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He

held the can up to his ear and began to count...

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

(you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure

also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Texas , Oklahoma ,

Mississippi , Georgia , South Carolina , North Carolina , Virginia ,

parts of Indiana and Louisiana