The husband had just finished reading a new book "You Can Be the Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen & announced, "From now on you need to know that I'm the man of the house & my word is the 'LAW'.
You will prepare me dinner tonight & when I'm done eating you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me & we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back & towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet & hands. Then tomorrow guess who's gonna dress me & comb my hair?"
The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess...”
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I agree with the lady... is my option too in such a case... 😛
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You are assuming that the funeral director is a Man!!!!
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