Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
Said: NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, saved money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched
sports, never wore freakin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants, never had to put the toilet seat down, and was pleasant all
the time.
The End
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nice sig Otis 😈
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