Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a woman from Japan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
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The second man married a woman from Mexico. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Abberation wrote: Nice.
You need a narrower sig Bonk. I cant ever read all of your posts...
Better?
lol, Bonk, when you corrected it I can laugh twice
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Bonk wrote: [quote=Abberation]Nice.
You need a narrower sig Bonk. I cant ever read all of your posts...
Better?
YES!
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at!!"
Abberation wrote: didnt mean you needed no sig
I'll resize it later lol.