Tickle Me Elmo

Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it

under the arm.

Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she

reports for her first day promptly 8:00a.m.

The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel

Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door

and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains

that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing

up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for

himself so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there

are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and

they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains

of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric

and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece

of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to

carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several

minutes of hysterics he pull's himself together and

approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able

to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood

the instructions I gave you yesterday...........