The Packers play the bears in Chicago Sunday. Unfortunately the Bears are actually a decent team while the Pack is suffering rebuilding pains. However, it sure as hell wont stop me from making fun of them and their fans....
Q: How do you wake-up a Chicago Bears fan who has been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head. (repeatedly)
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Q: How do you get a Chicago Bears Fan off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears Offense and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Chicago Bears fans come from?"
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Q: What would you do if you saw a Chicago Bears fan walking towards you with a bleeding wound?
A: Stop laughing, reload and shoot again!
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and a Chicago Bears fan?
A: Bill Clinton can score.
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Q: What do Chicago Bears fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Q: What do you call a Chicago Bears fan with an IQ of 10?
A: Supremely gifted!
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Q: What's the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and a broken clock?
A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
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One day 2 Chicago Bears fans were doing a crossword puzzle.
Da' first Bears Fan turns to Da' second Bears Fan and says "Old McDonald had one of these?"
"Hey, I know" says Da' second Bears Fan, "It's got to be a farm".
"How do you spell that?" asks Da' first Bears Fan.
"E-I-E-I-O" says Da' second Bears Fan.
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Two Chicago Bears fans are flying with a farmers herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
Bears Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
Bears Fan 2: What about the sheep?
Bears Fan 1: Fuck the sheep!
Bears Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?
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Q: Why do Chicago Bears players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.
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Q: How do Chicago Bears players spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights!
well, 3 things have to happen for you to win..
1) you have to keep urlacher away from the ball carrier..
2) pray to god hester doesnt have a chance to break away once again on a return..
3) hope that the 1.6 passer rating grossman shows up to play..
then on the off chance, pray the defense doesnt get ahold of favre or any ball carrier and play a game of "this is our ball not urs" as they have done so many times this year.. forced fumbles and forced take aways are always a strong probability with the bears..
none the less.. ur jokes are still great.. see ya on the field sun night...
{DOU}ALF-101 wrote: here man, check this out...
That was o.k. once I overcame the gag reflex.
Here's some more entertaining vids....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQxEvv4_8Mk
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace06/brewsbrothers.html
Go Packers!
-JB
{DOU}ALF-101 wrote: well, 3 things have to happen for you to win..
1) you have to keep urlacher away from the ball carrier..
2) pray to god hester doesnt have a chance to break away once again on a return..
3) hope that the 1.6 passer rating grossman shows up to play..
then on the off chance, pray the defense doesnt get ahold of favre or any ball carrier and play a game of "this is our ball not urs" as they have done so many times this year.. forced fumbles and forced take aways are always a strong probability with the bears...
welp, the pack did all of the above.. and good ol' rex had a passer rating of 0.0.. i bet no one will ever be able to top that one.. as far as griese.. he scored once and turned it over twice.. sort of expected.. very very little play time all season.. i think lovie needs to make some quick decisions in the next 2 weeks on what he is gonna do with grossman.. there might not even be enough time to get griese up to speed with no games happening until then..
once again man.. the pack earned every yard and point they got.. favre is still one hell of a player.. congrats on your teams well deserved victory.. atleast one team showed up to play...
That could be the final piece of the puzzle for the Bears if they can get a decent QB next season.
But for this season... I have to say they may be the most overrated team in the playoffs. That's not a jab, it's pointing out the lack of a leader on their offense. But they may do it....the Ravens did with no offense to speak of. It will be an interesting post season for sure.
Personally I'll go with the sentimental hard-luck favorites, The Saints. Wouldn't mind them winning it all. But it's anybody's title to win.
-JB
Aaach, they just let the Peckers win cause its probably Favres last game.........thank god 🙄
It just still burns your behind that the Falcons let him go. :rollinglaugh:
Brett will be back for one more I think.
-JB
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