Timing is everything

main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light

brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a

computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear

seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper

walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man

lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm

reading a magazine...

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat

the trooper says:

'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's

filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young

couple, alone, in a car,

at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is

happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young

man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her

age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: