To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his

wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off

he asked what she'd like for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still

looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a

nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,

and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the

Wall of Fear,

the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours

later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

reeling and her stomach felt upside down..

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a

Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her

favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she

wobbled home with her

husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over

his wife with a

big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it

like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even