In lieu of Bison's blonde jokes this morning - this is a true story that happened to me about four years ago.
I had a an assistant from the local college one year. This cute 20 year old blonde girl with a thick southern accent and huuuuge boobies. This bitch was the dumbest person on the planet. Obvious that anything or anywhere she would go in life would be because of her looks and not anything to do with her intellect. Anyway she calls me up this one morning as I'm on my way to a clients location and asks me to pick up more stamps on the way back to the studio. This was like on a Thursday and I had just bought a book of stamps on Monday. I asked what the hell she was mailing out to use and entire book of stamps in less than a week - and it wasn't the first time I had wondered that. The stamps had been going at an extremely rapid rate ever since she started with me. Well, she replied -we've had a lot of quotes this week. I said what do you mean - "a lot of quotes"? 😕 When someone calls about custom services we right up a quote and fax it to them. It turns out this bitch had been putting a stamp on everything she faxed out like fucking mail. 🙄
Nice 8)
So I suppose her boobies, i mean she still assisting you then huh 😀
did you take pictures of her or said tits? 😉
😆
What really makes this is funny for me is just imagining the look of the customers faces, confused and wondering why there was a stamp on the fax.
That's good stuff Otis. I feel sorry for you having to work with hot, young, big titty chicks. Let me know if you want some help with them.
otodbattlecommander@gmail.com
Good one Otis 😆
mAmA
Abberation wrote: did you take pictures of her or said tits? 😉
Of course - what kind of man-pig do you think I am?
Not letting that shit get away........... 
well then I feel this should have been an illustrated story 😀
Seconded! And I still want bigger pics of the girl on the right of your sig.
___-SM-___
Evil wrote: Seconded! And I still want bigger pics of the girl on the right of your sig.
Well guys if I could upload some of her pics I would - however she didn't sign a photo release. 😥 Sorry
And the girls in my signature - I have no idea who they are, just some shit I found on the Internet one day. She is a blast though Evil - good eye!
However, the good news is that I am currently getting together a series of photos taken over the past 6 years for an Autumn Equinox Art Show on September 18th. The series will be called "Body Scapes" and does feature some pretty hot pics with full photo rights given exclusively to me. 😀 Although the other bad news is that I doubt close ups of boobies and vaginas would be well received here on the DOU forum.
Sorry Again 😥 - but here's a rated G sample:
Tommy I see you lurking here. Tell Otis boobies and vagina is DOU approved 😆
Otis_Firefly wrote: [quote=Evil]Seconded! And I still want bigger pics of the girl on the right of your sig.
Well guys if I could upload some of her pics I would - however she didn't sign a photo release. 😥 Sorry
And the girls in my signature - I have no idea who they are, just some shit I found on the Internet one day. She is a blast though Evil - good eye!
However, the good news is that I am currently getting together a series of photos taken over the past 6 years for an Autumn Equinox Art Show on September 18th. The series will be called "Body Scapes" and does feature some pretty hot pics with full photo rights given exclusively to me. 😀 Although the other bad news is that I doubt close ups of boobies and vaginas would be well received here on the DOU forum.
Sorry Again 😥 - but here's a rated G sample:
You could provide a link to them for those who want it. That should keep it out of the hands of the kiddies.
I knew you perverts would find a way.
😛
I guess I could do that if enough people show interest in my work.
Me interested, me likey, me me me, oh sorry.
otodbattlecommander@gmail.com
I'd like to see it, for purely scientific reasons of course ...... 😛
mAmA
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