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True Blonde Story

Otis_Firefly · 2009-07-13T13:51:51Z

In lieu of Bison's blonde jokes this morning - this is a true story that happened to me about four years ago. I had a an assistant from the local college one year. This cute 20 year old blonde girl with a thick southern accent and huuuuge boobies. This bitch was the dumbest person on the planet. Obvious that anything or anywhere she would go in life would be because of her looks and not anything to do with her intellect. Anyway she calls me up this one morning as I'm on my way to a clients location and asks me to pick up more stamps on the way back to the studio. This was like on a Thursday and I had just bought a book of stamps on Monday. I asked what the hell she was mailing out to use and entire book of stamps in less than a week - and it wasn't the first time I had wondered that. The stamps had been going at an extremely rapid rate ever since she started with me. Well, she replied -we've had a lot of quotes this week. I said what do you mean - "a lot of quotes"? :? When someone calls about custom services we right up a quote and fax it to them. It turns out this bitch had been putting a stamp on everything she faxed out like fucking mail. :roll:

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{DOU}The Jargonaut

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I just wanna know. Do you pay them to model or do they pay you. If they pay you then you, my friend, are MY HERO!

Hell, you are my hero if you pay them too 😛 8)

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Posted : 17/07/2009 8:35 pm

Otis_Firefly

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😆

I do nothing for free - anymore.

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Topic starter Posted : 17/07/2009 8:57 pm

Abberation

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where be the link? 😀

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Posted : 18/07/2009 4:15 am

Classix

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😆 Hahahaaha that story was classic. Just another reason why brunettes do it better lol. Congrats on the art show btw, that is awesome!

-Classix 🙂

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Posted : 19/07/2009 3:11 pm

Otis_Firefly

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Abberation wrote: where be the link? 😀

Working on some stuff this afternoon - hold on to your panties!

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Topic starter Posted : 19/07/2009 4:15 pm

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