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This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.

"That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.

"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.

"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor.

"You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."

"I do", says the man.

"Twice a day."

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Topic starter Posted : 20/09/2011 7:09 pm
{DOU}VioGueZ
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:rofl:

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Posted : 20/09/2011 7:47 pm
NATAN
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😆

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Posted : 20/09/2011 8:31 pm
{DOU}VioGueZ
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sounds like me :eek

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Posted : 20/09/2011 9:18 pm
 Rad
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vioguez wrote: sounds like me :eek

you are a doctor, Vio? :eek

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Posted : 20/09/2011 10:55 pm
 Grubb Industries
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He should just stop having sex with his wife.

grubb

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Posted : 23/09/2011 1:47 pm
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