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bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over

and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little

budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a

paper bag.

Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's

pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven

looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand

place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps

off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom,

killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head and

says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE!

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PART TWO:

Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop

too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in

one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He

takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the

cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the

parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom

and breaks every bone in his body.

Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting

either."

BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!!

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PART THREE:

Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars

appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out

of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs

holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears

down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Hans shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie