Two guys are in a bar. They find out they have the same wedding anniversary.
One asks the other "What did you get your wife for your anniversary?"
The other man replied," A Jag and a Mercedes."
"Wow that's weird why both?"
"Well if she doesn't like driving the jag she can drive the Mercedes. What did you get your wife?"
"A pair of slippers and a vibrator."
"Wow that's really weird why?"
"Well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!"
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Posted : 31/07/2006 1:09 pm