Welfare Check

check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.

You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather

have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old

man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful

daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008

Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll

also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas

holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as

part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as

the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex

drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin'

me?!?!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You