Why ARE Men Happier ?
> >
> > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such
simple
> > creatures?
> >
> > Your last name stays put.
> >
> > The garage is all yours.
> >
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >
> > Chocolate is just another snack.
> >
> > You can be President.
> >
> > You can never be pregnant.
> >
> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> >
> > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> >
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> >
> > The world is your urinal.
> >
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on
a
> > bolt.
> >
> > Wrinkles add character.
> >
> > Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
> >
> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> >
> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected .
> >
> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >
> > You can open all your own jars.
> >
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >
> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
> > friend.
> >
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> >
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >
> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> >
> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >
> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
> >
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> >
> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life.
> >
> > Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> >
> > One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
> >
> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> >
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in
> > 25 Minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier
> >
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