An American accidentally gave his girlfriend a black eye
when she made the mistake of walking behind him while
he was taking on a rather nasty Foe in Zelda Twilight Princess.
That Master Sword is so much more dangerous than it looks!
A New Yorker was happily playing baseball on Wii Sports when,
on swinging at the second pitch, her knee popped out of place.
She spent the night at hospital and was completely immobilised for weeks.
Needless to say she lost the game.
Whilst playing a rather vigorous game of tennis on Wii Sports
an overly competitive Danish man cut his hand to shreds
when he went for a high match-finishing return and put his
hand straight though the glass chandelier hanging above him.
Talk about a smash!
Bowling, hardly a strenuous sport,
however bowling on a Wii is clearly a very different game.
It proved too much for an American woman who managed
to hurt her bum and pull a hamstring whilst attempting
to get herself just one more strike on the popular Wii Sports game.
Remember kids, whatever the sport, always warm up.
A rather foolish Parisian teenager reportedly went without sleep
for four days during a marathon session on the first person shooter
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. By the end he must have been
so tired and confused he must have actually believed that
he was a gun-toting robotic bounty hunter. Now that would be soooo cool.
A young boy from Liverpool knocked his sister's front teeth out
when teeing off in a game Wii Sports in golf.
If he had swung a bit higher he could have got a bogey (sorry).
Every time you put a game into the Wii it explicitly tells you
to make sure you are wearing the Wii remote's wrist strap.
A Bristol man neglected this advice at considerable cost
when he had to replace his brand new 52" plasma TV
because it had his Wii remote imbedded in it! He won’t be doing that again.
An Australian man living in East London has claimed to be suffering from
post-traumatic stress disorder brought on by the genuinely terrifying
Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles. Our advice is if you want to play this game,
have a few friends over and always have a shotgun, pistol and chainsaw to hand,
you never know when they will come for you!
A Virgin Media staff member was recently diagnosed with repetitive strain injury.
He blames it on his energetic wrist shaking action required to get your
carrot juice up to the right pressure in Wii’s Rayman Raving Rabbids 2. Yeah, whatever.
And finally, a girl was reportedly dumped by her fiancé.
He claimed he was being neglected due to her addiction to Super Mario Galaxy.
Mind you, if you have ever played it you will understand it is one of the most addictively awesome games ever!
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