With apologies to you southerners...

)(er)(es wrote: Hillbilly Vasectomy

After the birth of their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain

couple decided that enough is ENOUGH!

Anyway, they couldn't afford a bigger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and

This cousin didn't want any more children.

The vet doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy

that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, the doctor told him, was to go home,

get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then

hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said, "Doc, I may not be the smartest man in the

world, but I don't see how puttin' a cherry bomb in a beer can

next to my ear is goin' to help me."

"Trust me," replied the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer

can? He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs

and resumed counting on the other hand.

This procedure also works in parts of Kentucky, Louisiana,

Mississippi, North and South Carolina, West Virginia, Arkansas

and Alabama.

LOL

I hear that it works out west also. It might explain why Xe & Bison bitch so much. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Charger wrote: I hear that it works out west also. It might explain why Xe & Bison bitch so much. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Maybe if I were from the west ❓ But no, thats not why 😈

Was not sure if you were west or mid west

Charger wrote: Was not sure if you were west or mid west

We're from East-Central Wisconsin.

As to why we bitch....well maybe, just maybe we give a shit.

-JB

I'm from the east coast. Everything is west.

Charger wrote: I'm from the east coast. Everything is west.

Sorry to hear that 🙁

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