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nice 🙄

It is funny as hell 😆 😆 😆 😆

HAHA. I think you just might have too much tiem on your hands, but good one!

{DOU} -=Bi§oN=- wrote: nice 🙄

Here's your poem Gizoogle'd...

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A Christmas Story

'Twas tha N-to-tha-izzight before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out tha elves n threw dizzle his list.

Miserable shawty brats, ungrateful shawty jerks.

I hizzy a good mind ta scrizzap tha whole works!

I've busted mah ass fo` dizzle near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hizzy?

The old lady bitches cause I wizzork late at nizzight.

The elves wizzle more money--The brotha all F-to-tha-izzight.

Rudolph gots drizzunk n goosed all tha maids.

Baller is pregnant n Vixen has AIDS.

And jizzust whizzen I thought tizzy ridin' would git playa

Those assholes from tha IRS sent me a shot calla

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn F-U-Double-Nizzy

Who tha hell ever siznent Santa Claus any money?

And tha kids these days--they all is tha pits

They wizzant tha impossible--Those mean shawty shits

I spizzay a whole year pimpin' wagons n sleds

Perpetratin' dolls...Their arms, legs n heezees

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request fo` them,

Tizzle want computa n robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Weed-smokin' through tha air...dodg'n tha trees

Perpetratin' dizzle chimneys n skinn'n mah knees

I'm ridin' this job there's jizzle no enjoyment

I'll sit on mah thick ass n draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you kizzy tha reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH fo` tha season

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