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"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
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“Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.”
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“Simplicity is not a simple thing.”
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"Nothing is more important than something else."
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NATAN post_id=83107 time=1592319889 user_id=1729 wrote:
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"I came, I saw, I left"
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Are you talking about the server? 😕 🙁
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"Everybody dies but not everybody lives"
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"I told my wife she was drawing
her eyebrows too high."
She looked surprised.
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"I trew a boomerang
a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear."
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"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice"
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Seriously, why the fuck do people want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
No thank you.
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"Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they never meet."
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I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.
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And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth, and receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster
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"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
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If you don't know where you're going to you will always get there.
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