Is there any old axioms, sayings, phrases, terms or whatever you remember from childhood or that your parents used that you don't hear anymore?
My dad had a couple that I still use on occaision:
"About as useful as tits on a boar"
Describing something totally useless
and
"Dragging hind titty"
Describing someone coming in last place
Yeah, my old man was a farmer.
" You cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit"
Balony wrote: " You cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit"
Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear
Probably means the same thing .....
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Abberation wrote: caddywhopus.
from corner to corner
The phrase I've heard up here is more like "kittywhompus"
*DARKMATTER* wrote: [quote=Balony]" You cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit"
Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear
Probably means the same thing .....
I've heard that one. Not real common but still used.
"Well buttons on your underwear"
My mom is weird, I still don't know what it means.
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I use to hear a version of that 1 crete " sew buttons on bananas" no idea what thats supposed to mean.
mAmA
mmmmm taste like chicken...
i still use it today... π
Cattywompus. (mis-aligned) as in cattywompus to the world
Catty-corner or katy-corner (adjacent to...)
Useless as tits on a warthog.
Neat-o.
The cat's meow.
Hop a fliver. (hitch a ride, the model-T was a fliver)
Sticks to your ribs. (a hearty meal or usually referring to a good breakfast)
Dressed to the nines.
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Eat, there are children in China starving.
Mom's Fav ( and only she knows for sure):
You little son of a bitch!
I never understood this one, because this one "Beats the Shit out of me"
And the saying is. "Beats the shit out of me"
Wave wrote: I never understood this one, because this one "Beats the Shit out of me"
And the saying is. "Beats the shit out of me"
I think it's a resignation. An admission of total defeat. ...beats me... I give up.
QwazyWabbit wrote: [quote=Wave]I never understood this one, because this one "Beats the Shit out of me"
And the saying is. "Beats the shit out of me"
I think it's a resignation. An admission of total defeat. ...beats me... I give up.
I know, I was trying to make a joke. Bad joke. Deleted from my act.