Old Sayings or Phrases

Snowballs chance in hell.

5 will get you 10 ....

mAmA

Appalachian folk are infamous for their little witticisms. They do make sense (most of the time), but are a little odd:

"Well dip my balls in sweet milk and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens."

"That ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit."

If you say someone is "ill" in the mountains, it means that they are pissed off. Not sick. "He is iller than a wet hornet."

{DOU}The Jargonaut wrote:

"Well dip my balls in sweet milk and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens."

Geez....don't give Bison any bright ideas 🙄 😈

{DOU}_Cygnus_X_1 wrote: [quote={DOU}The Jargonaut]

"Well dip my balls in sweet milk and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens."

Geez....don't give Bison any bright ideas 🙄 😈

2 late 🙄

{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: 5 will get you 10 ....

mAmA

I thought it was 16 - 17 will get you 20

How about...

Wine her dine her 69 her 😛

Where's Larry Olive when you need him

mAmA

Every time I would be pissed off over something my dad use to always tell me you know, "It's better to be pissed off then pissed on"..Would drive me insane and just make me even more pissed off! lol he still says it to this day..

My mom's favorites were:

"Keep your eyes peeled" (looking for something)

"Hobnobbing" (Talking with others)

"You look like a rag-a-muffin" (Clothes not neat enough, ripped jeans etc..)

Hahaha I can go on forever but you get the picture..

-Classix 🙂

i offered my honor, she honored my offer, and all nite long i was honor {on her} and offer {off Her}

Shake it more than twice you are playing with it.

".::/3I§ON wrote: [quote={DOU} yO mAmA]5 will get you 10 ....

mAmA

I thought it was 16 - 17 will get you 20

15 will get you 20 is what I always heard.

T

Howz about "Well i'll be a monkey's uncle"

mAmA

{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: Howz about "Well i'll be a monkey's uncle"

mAmA

You just may be

well fuck a duck

screwed the pooch

shit the bed