It is
wiser
to find
out than
to supose
I don’t trust joggers.
They’re always the ones that
find dead bodies.
I’m no detective, just sayin’.
Never tell your
problems to anyone.
20% don’t care and
the other 80% are
glad you have them.
If a turtle
loses his shell,
is he naked?
or homeless?
If you’re traveling faster then sound
and you fart, would you smell it
before you hear it?
NATAN wrote:
If you’re traveling faster then sound
and you fart, would you smell it
before you hear it?
If you're moving around the circle at a speed faster than the speed of light, can you see your own ass?
😆
If you had x-ray vision
and could see through anything,
wouldn’t you see through everything
and actualy see nothing?
Let’s eat grandpa.
Let’s eat, grandpa.
Correct punctuation can
save a person’s life.
“Do not go
where the path may lead,
go instead
where there is no path
and leave a trail.”
If you work as a security guard
In a Samsung store…
Does that make you a
Guardian of the Galaxy?
"I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
You can't connect the dots looking forward;
you can only connect them looking backward.
Everyone knew it couldn't be done.
Till someone came along who didn't know that.
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