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NATAN
(@natan)
Illustrious Member

I don't like

morning people.

Or mornings.

Or people.

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Topic starter Posted : 09/05/2018 12:54 am
{DOU}VioGueZ
(@douvioguez)
Noble Member

:loco:

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Posted : 09/05/2018 6:31 am
NATAN
(@natan)
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I started out with nothing,

and still have most of it.

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Topic starter Posted : 09/05/2018 5:53 pm
 Rad
(@rad)
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NATAN wrote:

I started out with nothing,

and still have most of it.

My advice: Share it with the rich

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Posted : 09/05/2018 9:19 pm
NATAN
(@natan)
Illustrious Member

An expert has predicted that computers

eventually will replace all paper.

I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.

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Topic starter Posted : 10/05/2018 4:54 pm
 Rad
(@rad)
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NATAN wrote:

An expert has predicted that computers

eventually will replace all paper.

I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.

I think that expert was right. He was sitting with his laptop on the toilet browsing the Internet until everything dried up and fell off. In that situation, no paper was needed. :mrgreen:

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Posted : 12/05/2018 1:31 am
NATAN
(@natan)
Illustrious Member

Sometimes I just wish

I had more

middle fingers

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Topic starter Posted : 12/05/2018 5:44 pm
Tommy
(@tommy)
Member Admin

NATAN wrote:

An expert has predicted that computers

eventually will replace all paper.

I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.

Arse...

It's O.K. to say ass...ffs.

T

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Posted : 12/05/2018 6:54 pm
NATAN
(@natan)
Illustrious Member

Tommy wrote: [quote=NATAN]

An expert has predicted that computers

eventually will replace all paper.

I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.

Arse...

It's O.K. to say ass...ffs.

T

Is it also O.K. to say For Fuck's Sake? :eek2:

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Topic starter Posted : 12/05/2018 11:51 pm
Tommy
(@tommy)
Member Admin

It is, but ffs is fun to type.

T

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Posted : 13/05/2018 5:21 am
{DOU}VioGueZ
(@douvioguez)
Noble Member

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Posted : 13/05/2018 6:39 am
Tommy
(@tommy)
Member Admin

NATAN wrote:

Sometimes I just wish

I had more

middle fingers

To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...

T

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Posted : 13/05/2018 6:30 pm
NATAN
(@natan)
Illustrious Member

None of us

is as smart as

all of us

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Topic starter Posted : 17/05/2018 6:22 pm
 Rad
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NATAN wrote:

None of us

is as smart as

all of us

None of us

is a smart ass ...

❓

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Posted : 17/05/2018 10:16 pm
.::/3IΒ§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Tommy wrote: [quote=NATAN]

Sometimes I just wish

I had more

middle fingers

To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...

T

Was thinking vag but ok...

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Posted : 19/05/2018 9:50 am
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