I don't like
morning people.
Or mornings.
Or people.
:loco:
I started out with nothing,
and still have most of it.
NATAN wrote:
I started out with nothing,
and still have most of it.
My advice: Share it with the rich
An expert has predicted that computers
eventually will replace all paper.
I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.
NATAN wrote:
An expert has predicted that computers
eventually will replace all paper.
I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.
I think that expert was right. He was sitting with his laptop on the toilet browsing the Internet until everything dried up and fell off. In that situation, no paper was needed.
Sometimes I just wish
I had more
middle fingers
NATAN wrote:
An expert has predicted that computers
eventually will replace all paper.
I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.
Arse...
It's O.K. to say ass...ffs.
T
Tommy wrote: [quote=NATAN]
An expert has predicted that computers
eventually will replace all paper.
I'll bet he has never tried to wipe his arse with a laptop.
Arse...
It's O.K. to say ass...ffs.
T
Is it also O.K. to say For Fuck's Sake? :eek2:
It is, but ffs is fun to type.
T
NATAN wrote:
Sometimes I just wish
I had more
middle fingers
To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...
T
None of us
is as smart as
all of us
NATAN wrote:
None of us
is as smart as
all of us
None of us
is a smart ass ...
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Tommy wrote: [quote=NATAN]
Sometimes I just wish
I had more
middle fingers
To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...
T
Was thinking vag but ok...