".::/3I§ON wrote: [quote=Tommy][quote=NATAN]
Sometimes I just wish
I had more
middle fingers
To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...
T
Was thinking vag but ok...
Natan's vag is too big for fingers...
T
Tommy wrote: [quote=".::/3I§ON][quote=Tommy]
To stick up your ass? Sorry, I mean arse...
T
Was thinking vag but ok...
Natan's vag is too big for fingers...
T
What are you talking about? Did Natan really show you this something?
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
NATAN wrote:
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
Said the farmer, after the train crushed his wagon... 😮
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool,
than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow just as well.”
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
“All you need is love. But a glass of Whisky every now and then doesn't hurt.”
“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
Never trust a man who when left in a room alone with a tea cosey, doesnt try it on.
“I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”