"Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus"
I never make the same mistake twice...
I like it to make five or six times,
you know,
Just to be sure.
Great, this again!!
T
When cleaning my house:
1% Cleaning
30% Complaining
69% Playing with stuff I just found
I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.
Always remember:
you're unique, just like everyone else.
Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Everybody is ignorant,
only on different subjects.
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?
When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
There are three kinds of people in this world:
those who can count and those who can't.
My wife made me join a bridge club.
I jump off next Tuesday.
If reality wouldn't be here, the world would look very different.
“If you believe you can or if you believe you can’t… you’re right.”
– Henry Ford
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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