All your secrets are safe with me...
I wasn't even listening
It's cloudy with a chance of clinical depression...
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
:peace_v:
‘Been there, seen it, got the T-shirt’
Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands?
Same as with the Virgin Islands...
No canaries there either.
My wife says I never listen to her...
or something like that
One evening, five friends met.
Unfortunately, they had nothing to talk about,
because they all came.
:lurking:
"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
August already??
September is practically
next week. Time to pick
out a Halloween costume
and start your Christmas shopping,
Happy New year everybody!
"We're all going in one direction and it doesn't end well!"
❗
If you stay realy, realy quiet
and listen very, very closely
then you can hear that beautiful sound...
of you shutting the fuck up.
💡
It's never too late!
to go back to bed
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss ::DancingBanana::
💡
Nothing is impossible,
unless you can't do it.
🙂
There are no mistakes.
Just happy accidents.
