Why Does My Wife....

that women for yea!

can't live with em, can't live with out em 😀

Whats really messed up is Shes not dressing to impress you, shes trying to out do all the other women out there.

but that question is just the fist inch of snow on the iceberg that is woman..

It is yours to learn to avoid these kind of questions....No good can come from them...

I tell mine I like her naked best.. for some reason this work for me in reguards to questions of this nature....for now...lol

keep in mind these kind of questions are timeless and will likely never be awnsered..

T-Bone, Plumber - thanks for the wisdom. I have used the naked response before with great success. But damn - I'd just like to avoid the chaos that is getting ready to go out to eat, hit a local gallery or just go to the movies. If it were a wedding or some formal occasion then I wouldn't mind playing the fashion guru. But where in the hell does a 110# woman get the gall to ask if her butt looks too big in these jeans/or "can you stop playing that damn game for 1 minute and help me here". The whole reason I even dated her was because she had an exceptional booty for a little white girl. Bigger is better back there for me. Show that shit off baby!

And when I say be ready at 5 - then start getting ready at 2 if it's gotta be like this! 😆

Wholly DAMN!

Also, if any women read this post - Bra-less is totally acceptable for every location and or circumstance - unless of course if they hang down to your knees. But then we're still gonna appreciate it - even if it's just for novelty purposes. 😀

Otis_Firefly wrote: .. have to change three times before leaving the house and ask me how she looks every single time. Then act like she doesn't believe me?

😥

Lucky man...

I usually change ten times, and ask other ten times each...

Don't worry... she believes...but

It is something chromosomal... 😀

Otis_Firefly wrote: Also, if any women read this post - Bra-less is totally acceptable for every location and or circumstance - unless of course if they hang down to your knees. But then we're still gonna appreciate it - even if it's just for novelty purposes.

men dreams...

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Hahaha!

Man, I have never met a girl that doesnt bombard me with those questions.

Hell, if thats the only question you get, consider yourself lucky!

My woman seems to think I am a Fashion guru, a hair stylist, a shoe expert...

It never ends.

Awe Maxam that blows man - I snubbed the shoe and hair thing long ago when she asked my opinion and I picked out the most hideous pair of shoes and swore that I loved short bangs and teased hair. She doesn't even ask me that stuff anymore. But she knows I adore the T&A + I'm a fashion/model photographer - so I guess she considers me an expert on how she looks. I could really give two cruds - as long as all the bouncy parts bounce, I'm good. 😀

Otis_Firefly wrote: Awe Maxam that blows man - I snubbed the shoe and hair thing long ago when she asked my opinion and I picked out the most hideous pair of shoes and swore that I loved short bangs and teased hair. She doesn't even ask me that stuff anymore. But she knows I adore the T&A + I'm a fashion/model photographer - so I guess she considers me an expert on how she looks. I could really give two cruds - as long as all the bouncy parts bounce, I'm good. 😀

HAHAHAH! right on man!

Yeah, my girl always asks me all those ridiculous questions, and then doesnt believe me when I tell her she looks fine.

I feel the same way. As long as the good parts are right, I'm good. 8)

They all do that. "Does this make me look fat ?" 😆 . If I want her ready to go at 5pm I tell her I need her to be ready at 4pm. Works most of the time. Key there is never tell them you padded the time :P.

mAmA

That works like a charm every time.

They all do that. "Does this make me look fat ?" . If I want her ready to go at 5pm I tell her I need her to be ready at 4pm. Works most of the time. Key there is never tell them you padded the time .

mAmA

thanks for the hint m8, going to start using that one 😛

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 every guy got the same shit goin on to funny. It just pisses them off that we throw on a shirt and jeans and were ready. DONE!!!

Here's what I do when she asks the inevitable and Genetically Programmed "Does this outfit make me look..."

I make her stand and model for me. I have her spin and present booty, boobs, side view, bend over, sit down, stand up. Then I approach and grab the nearest bumpy bits, tell her she looks great, let's forget going out and just have a little play time.

Two things always happen.

1. I get play time.

2. She's in such a hurry to get out of the house and go where ever she was going that the current outfit is going with her... NOW. If we are going out together I get play time after the event. 🙂

If she was going out alone or with the girls, I get to do whatever it was I was going to do while she's gone. She usually comes home in the mood for play time. I try not to be sleepy or grungy then. 🙂

Thanks QwazyWabbit!

That's the best one ever - I especially like the bend over part! I can't wait to try this next time - think I'll plan an evening out tonite!